As we know, the Synodal “Church” has about as much affinity for Catholicism and Christ as a cockroach has for sanitation and light—or a vampire for sunlight and garlic. Instead, it is a spiritual puppet institution serving the darkest satanic global forces, with its sole purpose being to promote ideologies that are fundamentally at odds with Catholic teaching.

Think I am being histrionic or hyperbolic? Read on.

In Spain, Misiones Salesianas, which is supposed to follow the vision and charism of Saint John Bosco, has brought four indigenous women from the Venezuelan Amazon on a three-week tour that includes meetings with feminist movements and organizations promoting LGBT causes.

This freak road show runs from September 15 to October 6 and will take the four women—Lisa Lynn Henrito Percy, María Arana, Norayma Ángel, and Crusita Yuvisay—through Madrid, the Basque Country, and Navarre to promote what has deceptively been labelled environmental and human-rights work.

Let me fix that for them: to promote the worship of Lucifer and lead souls to hell. There. Done. It’s a pleasure.

The Salesian project bears the title Classrooms in Action in the Face of the Climate Emergency: Alternatives to the Development Model from the Decolonial Feminism of the Women Defenders of the Orinoco.

This title alone is enough to make me run to the bathroom again.

According to the organizers, the visitors will participate not merely in discussions about mining and environmental destruction, but also in workshops and meetings with feminist movements and LGBT advocacy groups.

Leo, Francis, and Satan must be high-fiving each other.

I don’t know if demons inspire these people to come up with these labels, but apparently “decolonial feminism” is a movement that claims Western colonialism imposed particular understandings of sex, gender, and heterosexuality upon indigenous societies.

In other words, those terrible Catholics who civilized the pagan world dared to introduce God’s plan for men and women to these idol-worshiping nations, and now the Synodal Church is more than willing to help them undo that.

But, oh yeah, Trad Inc., Susan from the parish, and a bunch of other confused clowns want you to believe that this is what the Church Christ founded is up to.

Meanwhile, in Switzerland, a Catholic pastoral organization operating under the Diocese of St Gallen is promoting a drag performance and soliciting donations for what is described as a “queer shared apartment.”

Do these people have no fear of God? This is exactly why I insist that those who adhere to the Synodal Filth Corporation don’t actually believe in God—at least not the Christian God.

The Catholic pastoral ministry in the city of St Gallen is advertising a September 18 event entitled “Deep Drag,” featuring two male drag performers using the stage names Lupa Nova and Amelie Putain. Even the title of the event sounds pornographic.

According to its organizers, the evening will combine drag performance with “social, spiritual and cultural” questions under the theme of “memory and hope.” The event will take the form of an interview conducted by a diocesan employee, who will question the performers and present questions submitted by the audience.

(At this stage, I have to stop for a moment and wrestle with my flesh so as not to insert a string of cuss words right here. But I think you have a pretty good idea, since you most likely feel the same way at this point.)

Admission is free, so you don’t have to pay anything to corrupt and pervert your soul and offend Christ, but donations will be collected for HAVEN99, which provides accommodation for transgender young adults in what is described as a supportive “queer shared apartment.”

The Catholic Herald reported that the performers’ acts involve cross-dressing, suggestive dancing, and revealing costumes.

But hey, dear reader, you’d better believe that this is “Catholicism” under “Pope” Leo.

Thanks, but no thanks. Call me rigid, crazy, excommunicated, a sedevacantist, radical, or anything else you might perceive as a slur. Christ gave us not only senses, reason, and intellect, but also the Holy Ghost, Who is the Spirit of Truth—and this is not merely not Catholicism, but actual, practical Satanism.

There. I have said it.

The Synodal Church is now openly involved in practical devil worship.