Dear Aldo Maria,
the hypothesis of Bergoglio's beatification does not surprise and is ultimately in line with the preaching of the Argentine Pope who had his own vision of the beatitudes:
blessed are the sinners, for they are forgiven even if no shadow of repentance is seen in them;
blessed are the wicked, for hell does not exist;
blessed are the followers of other religions, for it is God's wise will to desire multiple religions;
blessed are the atheists, for they are not required to observe the foolish rules imposed by religions;
blessed are the poor, for the State will think for them;
blessed are the irregular migrants, for they must be welcomed indiscriminately (except within the Vatican walls);
blessed are the groups called radicalized, for they fill a void in society as a whole.
To the beatitudes there corresponded, then, equally many woes:
woe to you cardinals who raise dubia, for you shall not obtain an answer;
woe to you devout Catholics, for you have the face of pickled cucumber;
woe to you missionaries, for you commit the only sin that remains, that of proselytism;
woe to you priests and nuns, for you are bureaucrats of the sacred and old spinsters;
woe to you poor in spirit, for you are not media-friendly;
woe to you who have doubts about the anthropic nature of climate change, for you are foolish;
woe to you who do not believe in the synodal process, for you have not yet understood that Truth is democratic.
In conclusion, blessed be all provided they do not truly believe in anything and woe to those who try to take Truth seriously.
