Catholics Who Want to Know if they Fell Out of the Stupid Tree Should Read This

Every so often, I take a looksie at what the Southern African Catholic Bishops’ Conference is getting up to, and without fail, I walk away from that little exercise in a bad mood.

As if African “Catholicism”, or what is left of it after it prostituted itself with traditional African religions and American-style Protestantism, isn’t in a dismal enough state already, the following two reports are further indicators that it, too, will soon be completely incorporated into the heart of the Synodal whore.

Currently, the rectors of major seminaries from six episcopal conferences in Southern Africa are meeting in Pretoria to develop a curriculum that will incorporate synodality into priestly formation.

The five-day workshop is organized by the African Synodality Initiative (ASI), based within the Jesuit (Say no more!) Conference of Africa and Madagascar, in collaboration with the Inter-Regional Meeting of the Bishops of Southern Africa (IMBISA).

Participants represent episcopal conferences in Angola and São Tomé, Lesotho, Namibia, Mozambique, South Africa and Zimbabwe.

Caroline Kavita, indoctrination coordinator of the African Synodality Initiative, explained that the organization has already subjected more than 800 seminarians to synodal brainwashing since the launch of Francis’s Synod on Synodality in 2021.

Good heavens. Just what we needed. These clergy are already about as Catholic as your average Scientologist Hollywood actor, and now, to make matters worse, they’re going to kill off the last bit of faith they had by joining the Synodal Yodel Choir.

And what does this permanent syllabus aim to train future priests in? No money for guessing. I quote: “listening, communal discernment and shared responsibility”.

And while Africa and the African Church desperately need Jesus Christ and solid Traditional Catholicism to stem the tide of neo-Marxism and the advance of militant Islam, the tyrant lady-with-sensible-shoes, Sister Alessandra Smerilli, FMA, Prefect of the Vatican’s Dicastery for Promoting Integral Human Development, sent a video message earlier in October to an IMBISA workshop for justice and peace coordinators.

Instead of Jesus Christ, the Blessed Virgin and the faith of the saints that these “priests” so desperately need, the five-day gathering focused on preparing religious leaders to engage in advocacy concerning political, economic, social and environmental issues.

Not only that, but Smerilli also encouraged participants to place “human dignity” at the center of their work and, in her address, identified economic justice, natural resources, xenophobia, human trafficking, human rights, governance and integral ecology as major concerns.

Just what the starving souls of Africa need. More synodality. More human dignity. More advocacy.

Boy, I foresee a lot of listening, discerning social justice warriors in hell one day, courtesy of the Smerillis of the Synodal Train Wreck.

And to drive home the message that Catholicism and actual Catholics are the number one enemies of this little dumpster fire they want to fob off on us as religion, the Vatican’s Dicastery for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments published an official account of the bishops of Panama’s ad limina Apostolorum visit.

In this little account, they brought up the “danger of extremism in the liturgical sphere and of the instrumentalization of the Eucharistic celebration by certain groups of the faithful. These groups tend to provoke division and confusion by raising issues such as receiving Communion kneeling and in the hand, or the use of the veil by women”.

Are you getting it yet?

First, the FBI labelled you, the Traditional Catholic, an extremist. Then, recently, the British Home Office labelled you, the Traditional Catholic, an extremist. And now, the apostate institution leading millions to hell by fooling them into thinking it is the Catholic Church has labelled you, the Traditional Catholic, an extremist.

Anyone for a cup of Apocalypse Now?

Or, as St. Paul warned in 2 Timothy 3:12, “all that will live godly in Christ Jesus, shall suffer persecution”.

Make no mistake, though. Because this “church” serves the interests of Satan and his coming Antichrist, it doesn’t merely want your soul to be lost. It wants everyone’s.

Take, for example, Cardinal Jean-Paul Vesco, Archbishop of Algiers, who told a Belgian media outlet that the Church in Algeria does not exist to convert Muslims. He went on to say that the Church should integrate itself into Algerian society through fraternity and coexistence rather than efforts to secure conversions.

Tell me that isn’t something Satan himself would say.

Of course, the sycophantic mainstream Catholic media all jumped at the chance to praise “Bishop” Barron for hitting back at Vesco.

Has everyone already forgotten how Barron betrayed Christ in his interview with Ben Shapiro by calling Christ the “privileged way” instead of the “only way”? Make no mistake, he’s no different from his synodal sell-out colleague, Vesco.

Really want more proof that this is the Church of the coming false messiah?

It has been revealed that Depopulation Incorporated, also known as the Gates Foundation, was one of the main sponsors of the recently concluded interreligious peace gathering held at Assisi.

Old Billy Boy Gates, who is about as beneficial to the pro-life movement as Vlad the Impaler, of course has his finger in every diabolical and outlandish plan to kill millions, from deadly vaccines to his funding of “reproductive health and family-planning programs” (abortion) and contraceptive development.

And wasn’t he quite a regular of that other upstanding moral philanthropist, Epstein?

This is literally one of the main actors doing his best to bring about a totalitarian prison planet, and here we have his murder foundation sponsoring a Catholic-led interreligious peace meeting.

They are trolling us. And yet, come Sunday, Johnny and Karen Pew will be sitting in their local Novus Ordo parish, chewing gum and listening to a “homily” about dam levels and LGBTQ inclusion.

Speaking of LGBTQ inclusion, no discussion would be complete without mentioning Jimmy “I-am-right-behind-you” Martin.

On October 25, Rainbow Jim’s Outreach “ministry” published an extraordinary reinterpretation of the Confiteor, the penitential prayer recited at Mass.

This new pink version was written by Ariell Watson Simon, a Boston College theology graduate, as part of a series exploring Catholic liturgical prayers from an LGBTQ perspective.

Watson Simon argued that LGBTQ identity should not itself be regarded as sinful and proposed an examination of conscience focused on prejudice, discrimination and social injustice.

(These people make me want to vomit. For real. I am not being hyperbolic.)

The rewritten Confiteor replaced the traditional invocation of the Blessed Virgin Mary, the angels and the saints with an appeal to “spiritual ancestors”, so-called “queer saints” and the human family.

Yip, that’s how they roll in Prevost’s Big Ol’ Gay Church.

Actual Catholics are labelled extremists. Real-life mad tech billionaires who want to depopulate the earth sponsor its false religious events. And no one needs to convert.

Anyone who still thinks this Dung Fest is the Catholic Church must have fallen out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.